my friend told me that they had this tv guardian thing that bleeps out all of the curse words on tv and they were watching a documentary about Dick Van Dyke and the tv guardian kept changing his name to “Jerk Van Gay”
adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!
A classic novel isn’t good because it’s a classic, rather it is a classic because it was important to the development of the art. And that certainly doesn’t mean that any given person, on any given day, will enjoy reading it. It means that, as a writer, I should be aware of what the classic novel changed in the historical progression of novel story telling. Some classics are pretty terrible, even unreadable, but they are still important.
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU
Hey kids this is a symptom of depression
Moment of silence for all the people who will never see this joke because they blocked the word ‘Spoiler’.
Jack has the best plans
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.